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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 00:14

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Dr No

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